December 22, 2005
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Random Confessions : Episode 1
So I’ve been trying to think of a few unique types of posts that I could do every once in awhile that would make my site a little more…well…unique. The Random Revelations for all new subscribers is one type of post. A second, yet to be seen, type will be a Random Rant type of entry. The first one of that series will come next week.
This here is the third type of new entry that I just thought up last night. I think once I finish this post my intention behind it will be fairly clear.
Before I confess anything, I should mention that this is not intended to make light of the catholic form of confession valued by many people. It is simply to have a little fun and to make people laugh a little. That having been said….
My Random Confession for today is this: I have been wearing socks with a hole in them for the past week.
Please, do not riot! It is true I am sad to say. Before you try and run me through with a pitchfork, I ask you to try and understand! You see Christmas is on the way, and I believe that I will receive new socks at some point as I do every year. My socks over the past month have dwindled and the pair I currently wear on my feet are my last! I could go purchase new socks I know, but I figure why spend 12 bucks when I should be getting some in just a matter of days. And so I wear my holy socks. I do hope you find it in yourself to forgive me such a failing. I’m really not so bad a person, I just happen to wear socks with a hole in them until Christmas. I promise you that if I get none in my stocking or anywhere else, that I will go to Target and purchase new ones. Then perhaps you will forgive me? I thank you for trying to understand my predicament.
I am so sorry
I hang my head in shame
I do not ask for your pity
I have only myself to blame
-Your humbled Shadow
Comments (3)
um… i have a confession to make.. i used to wear socks with holes in them when i worked at wendys… no wait, i have a reason, whether it’s good or not remains to be seen but…. since i would come home smelling like french fries, i would wear the crappy socks as well since it seemed i couldn’t even wash the smell out so rather than ruin a good pair i would either wear ones with holes or ones i didn’t like… i’m so ashamed, well not really since you did it too… oh and i would never run you through with a pitchfork… i might use a spork to poke your eyes out however, for such a lesser crime as this one anyways… hehehe
side note: you’ve been really into the poetry lately, huh? no worries, that’s a good thing. so far very amusing… been working on anything more serious while in this mood? or just the humorous ones?
Ever thought of noseplugs? That would help with both your feet and work!
I haven’t really been into the poetry thing in the past few years. When I thought of the sudafed thing it just really struck me as something funny. Love poems about random objects! We all win!
I did get socks for Christmas! Lots of em too!