December 23, 2005
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Deal or No Deal?
My Readers, I introduce you to Traci W. who was a contestant last night on the TV show Deal or No Deal. I also introduce you to my new love. My love for brunettes has never been secret and then all of a sudden here comes Traci on my screen. My mouth practically hit the floor! I kid you not, I was like ‘DAMN!!’. Tina Fey, Famke Janssen, Keira Knightley….very nice. This 26(at most) year old 1st grade teacher from Texas whips them all. There was no ring on her finger, nor was there a husband, boyfriend sitting with her family to give advice about whether to deal or not. This picture is from the Deal or no Deal website at nbc.com by the way.
Anyways…in light of the fact that she is a teacher, I hereby dedicate this song to the future Mrs. Shadow. Hit it Cupid!
(Words by Van Halen)
Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!Uh!
Oh yeah!T-T-teacher stop that screamin’
Teacher don’t you see?
Don’t wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after schoolI think of all the education that I’ve missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!
I’ve got it bad, so bad
I’m hot for teacher!Hey, I heard you missed us
We’re back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
WhoaUh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn’t know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?I think of all the education that I’ve missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!
I’ve got it bad, so bad
I’m hot for teacher!Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin’ this weekend?) I don’t feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!I’ve got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!I’ve got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I’m hot
Wow!Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I’m hot
Wow!Oh my God!
Woo!The song is called ‘Hot For Teacher’ by Van Halen.
And with that I wish you all a safe and Merry Christmas. In order to bring the two themes of this entry together I present you with a Christmas message delivered to me by another awesome brunette I know.
“The feeling of giving is much more fulfilling than the feeling of getting,”
Traci? I’m into both.What? What? Christmas gifts people!!! Oh forget it….
Merry Christmas Everyone!
-Shadow
EDIT: I won’t be back til next Wednesday.
Comments (5)
You are too Funny!!! MIss you so much!
You are TOO funny! I miss you so much! megan
i didn’t know you were so in to brunettes… i remember the leelee days. why did you picture me as a brunette?
Hey Megan! I’m glad you made it here. Yeah I’ve always had a natural preference for brunettes I guess. Nothing against blondes or redheads or spikey greens or anything. Ah leelee……….
I’ve found that the best personalities are contained within brunettes. I just did the math. Your penguin is a brunette. Do you remember the evil penguin?
evil penguin? maybe b/c it’s late, but right now it is escaping me. but at any rate, it was probably a brunette… don’t know if you saw, but i’ve been thinking about going brunette for quite some time. thoughts? opinions?