December 28, 2005
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Random Revelations : megorto
We have a new subscriber! Time to divulge her random secret!
My Random Revelation about megorto:
She is known throughout the criminal underworld as the notorious Butterscotch Bandit. Why is this? She is a terrifically skilled dognapper who earned her name by replacing the little stolen dogs with exact replicas made out of butterscotch candies! Terrible, Terrible…..I suspect she obtained her own dog, Stryder, through this very method!
Welcome to the site Megorto! Bark!! ::swipe::
Comments (5)
hello megan. are you real or just in dan’s head?
oh, and i’m glad that i currently don’t have a dog….
I never wanted to get a dog because of her. And yes, she is real. I have enough voices in my head, please don’t make me wonder if there are more than I already thought!
“Purchase lots of grapes….purchase lots of grapes….” – The Cranberry voice
OH YES I am very real… and LOVE DOGS!!!
Which is why you take them!!