July 23, 2012
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Make It Up
From @lkjslain
(for fun) I want all my xanga friends to comment on this status, sharing how you met me. But, I want you to LIE. That’s right, just make it up. After your comment, copy and paste this into a new blog entry so I can do the same.
now GO!
Comments (9)
I was casually sitting, my feet dangling over a bridge, eating a sandwich of the “pastrami” variety and enjoying the light breeze coming from the North when all of the sudden there was a flash of light, and a worm hole appeared RIGHT THERE on the bridge. You rolled out on the ground as if you’d “tuck and rolled” and popped up in a fighting stance brandishing a light saber of SOME kind.
After I nearly fell in the river beneath me and lost my sandwich to the fishies, I turned my attention to this mysterious time traveling gentleman. “I’m FROM the FUTURE!” You said, and I was all like, “o… okay…” and then you looked one way, then the other, and announced, “You’re not safe… the Faddlebaums are after you.” I narrowed my eyes, “The fiddle whatzits?”
“Faddlebaums! Oh goodness, you won’t know for at least another fifteen years…” you said shaking your head and looking left and right again, “I don’t have time to explain right now… all I can say is that if you don’t want to be turned into human sewage tonight, you need to trust me, and follow me now!”
You outstretched your hand… the REST is history…
Or… IS IT?
@LKJSlain - Yeah I remember that. You see the key to the wormhole was the ‘Pastrami’. Pastrami-type wormholes are well known to attract Faddlebaums. It’s a little known fact because it hasn’t been discovered yet. Or….HAS IT?
I believe it was a tuesday, on a warm day in June! We met at a park, where we were both swinging on the swingset. You looked at me and said, “You look like you’re from Michigan!”. I looked at you and said, “and you look like you’re from ohio”. Then the rivalry began. And this park we were at was In Michigan, by the way. Even you couldn’t resist the awesomeness of the great state of Michigan, even though you’ll try and deny it, now! You even admitted to me that, because you met me and because we became such good friends, it was further proof of the awesomeness that is Michigan. Yes, you said that
. I remember it like it was yesterday…. *and that resulted in my crush on you, just so you know 
Hard to not crush on someone who loves Michigan about as much as I do!*
@Megabyyte - lol. O-H-I-O!!!
You and I go way back. I remember the first time I saw you back in 1995. I was 8 at the time. You were riding in the front of the school bus, I in the back. I”m surprised my eyes did not burn a hole in the back of your head.
@Crying_In_Color - Haha. Doesn’t ‘burn a hole in your head’ mean that you were angry about something????
@Shadowrunner81 - It could mean that, but I thought you were just plain old hot!
@Crying_In_Color - Well thank you!
laying ties on the railroad. you were slow